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Monday, May 7, 2012

Cerita lawak.....

Assalamualaikum,
Dapat cerita dari kawan, kak Ros terus letak kat sini he.he.he....lawak sangat....


Seorang pegawai polis masuk ke bilik mayat sebuah hospital untuk
menyiasat punca kematian tiga lelaki sekaligus.
Selepas memeriksa mayat-mayat itu, dia bertanya kepada penjaga bilik
berkenaan.
Polis : Mengapa ketiga-tiga mayat tersenyum?
Penjaga : Lelaki pertama sedang bersanding, apabila tiba2 diserang strok.
Lelaki kedua pula khabarnya menang loteri dan mati serangan sakit jantung
manakala yg ketiga
disambar petir.
Polis : Hah! Kenapa disambar petir pun tersenyum?
Penjaga : Masa tu dia ingat orang sedang ambil gambarnya…


Seorang posmen yang datang menghantar surat .
” Assalamualaikum ”
” Walaikumsalam ”
” Ni rumah encik Sameon ye?
” Ya saya”
” Poning kepala saya mencari alamat rumah encik ni ”
” Buat susah aje encik nie! Apsal tak pos aje?”


Orang Asli Dan Polis
orang asli : selamat pagi tuan
polis : selamat pagi
polis : apa hal
orang asli : saya nak buat repot tuan
polis : fasal apa tu
orang asli : kawan saya di baham harimau
polis : pukul berapa
orang asli : dia tak pukul, terkam
polis : habis?
orang asli : tak habis, tinggal kepala


Seorang lelaki pergi ke klinik mata. Setelah matanya diperiksa, dia
bertanya: ” Doktor, lepas pakai cermin mata nanti, boleh ke saya
membaca macam orang lain?” “Dah tentu, ” jawab doktor. “Oh, gembiranya.
Dah lama saya buta huruf, akhirnya boleh juga saya membaca,” kata lelaki
itu dengan riang.

Sumber


23 comments:

  1. heheheh cite kelakar time pg2 nih syok gk kak

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  2. hahahahaha..baca byk2 kali pun still lg gelak..;D

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  3. hahaha
    cite2 da lama
    tp tetp klaka :D

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  4. menarik..saya nak share ya..TQ

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  5. He he, Ros, kelakarlah pagi-pagi ni,.

    Menghibur lara.

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  6. hehehe.... senyum di kala tengahari yg suram ini... tqs for sharing..

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  7. hilang ckit stress sy ni dpt baca lawak sempoi..hehe tp yg plg lawak yg kena bhm rimau dan pakai spek tuh..

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  8. hee..mmg lawak..tgh tension keje ade lawak camni best gak..

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  9. akak best nyer...sye suke sngat lawan semua tu...heheheh

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